Monday 14 March 2011

Aftermath! Part 2

Press Conference by TEPCO (the next day)

Dear People of Japan,

TEPCO is doing everything in its power to control the "situation" at the Onagawa Nuclear Power Plant. There was a *minor* problem, well, explosion really, but everything is great. Never better, in fact. A *few* people have been exposed to radiation, but a shower will clean them right up. Everything else in Fukushima? Gold.

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